It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 074

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou  40 minutes back

    This is real art

    • aras & hazel
      aras & hazel  2 hours back

      Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
      BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

      • pressed
        pressed  2 hours back

        ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK—”

        **staring intensifies**

        • Moogs
          Moogs  3 hours back

          "Cheese!"

          • Lily Cater
            Lily Cater  3 hours back

            When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

            • Jalen Brown
              Jalen Brown  3 hours back

              Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

              • Amy
                Amy  6 hours back

                Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

                • Tom Jett
                  Tom Jett  7 hours back

                  whats the song in the beginning

                  • Acnili-chili
                    Acnili-chili  9 hours back

                    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

                    • Giglipuff Darumaka
                      Giglipuff Darumaka  9 hours back

                      My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

                      • kriti G
                        kriti G  11 hours back

                        7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

                        • Leslys
                          Leslys  12 hours back

                          ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
                          lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

                          • Sieg Nihil
                            Sieg Nihil  12 hours back

                            Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

                            • *meme master87*
                              *meme master87*  13 hours back

                              Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

                              • V S C O
                                V S C O  13 hours back

                                can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

                                • Saraf Wasima Siddique
                                  Saraf Wasima Siddique  13 hours back

                                  Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

                                  • Bianca Marchetti
                                    Bianca Marchetti  14 hours back

                                    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

                                    • Camron Holdcroft
                                      Camron Holdcroft  14 hours back

                                      *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on YouTube so you’re just wasting your time*

                                      • Timi Agiri
                                        Timi Agiri  15 hours back

                                        rip joana for buying physical textbooks

                                        • lovesins •
                                          lovesins •  16 hours back

                                          sigh, :c

                                          • Elijah Johnson
                                            Elijah Johnson  16 hours back

                                            In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

                                            • Ashley
                                              Ashley  16 hours back

                                              How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

                                              • Cass LuLu
                                                Cass LuLu  16 hours back

                                                I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

                                                • I’m Peter
                                                  I’m Peter  17 hours back

                                                  What university you go to?

                                                  • Kee Glanzmann
                                                    Kee Glanzmann  17 hours back

                                                    DANCE MOMS

                                                    • Firelightdaisy
                                                      Firelightdaisy  17 hours back

                                                      You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

                                                      • Martin G
                                                        Martin G  18 hours back

                                                        Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

                                                        • Spoiled Milk
                                                          Spoiled Milk  18 hours back

                                                          If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

                                                          • Macy Mclaren
                                                            Macy Mclaren  19 hours back

                                                            Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

                                                            • Hiba Al-badarneh
                                                              Hiba Al-badarneh  19 hours back

                                                              You're weird
                                                              I like weird people
                                                              God i really enjoy ur videos
                                                              Keep going🌻

                                                              • CatsAreCool
                                                                CatsAreCool  19 hours back

                                                                I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

                                                                • Toga Himiko
                                                                  Toga Himiko  19 hours back

                                                                  Joana : all funny throughout summer posting

                                                                  School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

                                                                  • Erin Rae
                                                                    Erin Rae  20 hours back

                                                                    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

                                                                    • Karleigh V
                                                                      Karleigh V  20 hours back

                                                                      So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

                                                                      • Haylee Moore
                                                                        Haylee Moore  20 hours back

                                                                        As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

                                                                        • Ruth Uday
                                                                          Ruth Uday  21 hours back

                                                                          she needs a talk show.

                                                                          • Myken Hassler
                                                                            Myken Hassler  21 hours back

                                                                            PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

                                                                            • Roy K
                                                                              Roy K  21 hours back

                                                                              Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
                                                                              Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss

                                                                              Dementia: am I joke to you?

                                                                              • Hannah C.
                                                                                Hannah C.  21 hours back

                                                                                She lookin snazzy

                                                                                • Zoincer_ Oo
                                                                                  Zoincer_ Oo  22 hours back

                                                                                  Are you planning on doing YouTube full time as a job

                                                                                  • cj
                                                                                    cj  22 hours back

                                                                                    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

                                                                                    • Jessi Callahan
                                                                                      Jessi Callahan  22 hours back

                                                                                      The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

                                                                                      • mrbxrns
                                                                                        mrbxrns  22 hours back

                                                                                        *SAMANTHA*

                                                                                        • Beau Rass
                                                                                          Beau Rass  22 hours back

                                                                                          Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

                                                                                          • Natalie Red
                                                                                            Natalie Red  23 hours back

                                                                                            these videos are always so entertaining!

                                                                                            • Eesha Sajid
                                                                                              Eesha Sajid  24 hours back

                                                                                              hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

                                                                                              • Ikmo Monki
                                                                                                Ikmo Monki  1 days back

                                                                                                Was the first scene a Gale reference?

                                                                                                • Erin Sy
                                                                                                  Erin Sy  1 days back

                                                                                                  "Colkulus"